Miss, I'm Late Because...

LIe, Santa Claus Doesnt exist, BS CORNER!!

Miss, i was late because idk, i just was!

well im giving you extra homework because i just feel like it >=[

Miss i was late because my father passed away

Thats the third time this semester, how many dads do you have?

Miss i was late because i was trapped under my german shepherd.

You should have got a poodle!

Miss I was late because I was in detention

well now your getting another one!

miss i was late because i had a massive diarrhea =X

I already told you Alcohool and nachos wasnt a good mix

Miss I was late because a car run me over

(niice ...)

you get to stay after with me in class cause you failed in grammar.. its ran me over! not run me over! u fail! (lol)

miss i was late because i was snowed in

Well You Should Of shoveled it out :P DETENTION

Miss I Was Late Because A Big Bully Knocked me Out And I Was Unconcious

BE A MAN, AND FUCK THAT BULLY UPP :]

Miss, I was late because I was on time.

ARE YOU MENTALLY RETARDED?! U CANT BE LATE IF YOUR ON TIME GET THE FCK OUT OF MY FCKING CLASS U DUMB SHIT!! LOLOLOLOLOL

Miss i was late because the bus driver was retarded like my teacher.

Well walk to school dammit! lol

Miss i was late because you said i could come in late

I DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT
ARE U RETARTDED?! I WOULDNT ALLOW ANYONE TO BE LATE
IF I LET YOU TO BE LATE I PROLLY HAD SEX WITH YOU OR SOMETHING
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

MISS IM LATE BECAUSE GUY FRIEND WAS SUCKING ME

WTH SUCKING YOU!?!? i dont allow homos in my class OUT U GO (lol jk)

Miss im late because i was watching the pokemon marathon

pokemon are stupid, detention!

miss i'm late because i fell into a ditch.

Time for me to ditch you! (this teacher is seriously mean ...)

Miss I was late because Charizard burt my house down

Didnt i told u not to play with strange animal (detention)

Miss, I was late because there was a massive snow storm last night

that was last night this is today!

miss i was late because i had to attend a funeral

If your late again, your family will have another funeral to attend to!

Hahahaha Charizard the weird animal =3

Miss I was late because I was caught in barbed-wire

O-O wtf, go sit in the corner and just sit there, wow just *looks away and carries on with the lesson*

Miss i was late because i was doing the principals taxes

That's what your mom is for.

Miss I was late because i was busy cleaning your classroom

That's what your mom is for.

Miss i was late cuz i was battling a gym leader

go battle ur gym leader AFTER CLASS YOUNG MAN

Miss i was late because i just moved here

hell no here, gym battles are more important than school
IN JOTHO, KANTO, HOENNE, or SINNOH region
SCHOOL IS LAME!
gym battle/trainer battle is where its at!

i dont give a fuck if u just moved here get a map and sit ur ass down

Miss im late cuz i got lost and my map is the map of jotho, but were in kanto

ur not living in a fantasy john wake up to reality

miss im late because i had to finish up my hw

this is why you feed your homework to your dog.

miss i'm late because joann pushed me off a cliff.