Miss, I'm Late Because...

:P This game is kinda boring, but kinda fun. IT REQUIRES IMAGINATION!!!

Basically, you're late for school and you have to say why(Make the craziest ideas whatsoever) and then the person underneath has to be the teacher and react to it and then be the child who's late.

Example:
1st Person: Miss, I'm late because I was busy eating jelly.
2nd Person: You can eat jelly at dinner time! Detention! Miss I'm late because I didn't want to see you.

And so on and so on forth.

GET IT?

Okie, lets start:

Miss, I'm late because I was doing yoga, and was trying to get my toe out of my ear.

[I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!! DUNT BLAME MEH!]

........................... i dont get it!!!!

u could stretch out more afterschool.

Miss i'm late because i was busy making out with my bf?

i think tat is how u do it?

You basically have to react as a teacher, and find something to say. For example, "GET YOUR MOTHER TO HELP YOU!" or something. And then, you make one up as the children being late.

yea, i did


Look above for my question!

oh gayy i get it now

Miss, i was late because i was teaching Charizard a new attack

pokemon is gay!

Miss I was late because my roommate walked in on me having sex

You shouldn't be having gay sex anyways.

Miss, I was late because I was pwning Jesus

Jesus should be pwning you, because you are late! DETENTION...

Miss, I was late because I was busy riding a rollercoaster.

Its winter noob, theres no rollercoaster, EXPULSION!

Miss, im late because i was watching porn.

why porn? Why not the real thing? (not sure if im doing this right)

Miss, im late because i had a bad stomach ache.

is this another silly excuse like the one last week, ur dog ate ur homework, im tired of ur silly excuse, DETENTION

Miss, im late because i was up watching series

Just like the series of mistakes in your exams, to the corner!

Miss im late because i ate my dog and had an indigestion

no more of your nonsense!

miss im late because i was studying for a test

You were not here for the test

Miss, I am late because I was playing games in a forum

games can wait till your free time!

miss, im late because i threw up

who cares if you threw up get yo ass in class now nigga

lololol MISS i was late cuz i was doing something with karls mom

don't give me some lame excuse

Miss im late because Charizard wouldnt let me leave!

well i excuse you, charizard is pretty awesome

miss i was late cuz i was having sex with my classmateS

thats very inappropriate u will be suspended!

miss i was late because i fell down the stairs and hurt my ankle! and i have a doctors note!

*rips doctor note* What doctor note? If you are here now, then your ankle must be fine :]

Miss I was late because I was watching BARNEY x3

Well You Should Of Saw The One Where Elmo Kills Him DETENTION

Miss I Was Late Because I Had To Go To The Bath Room

Bathroom shud of been went before class started, NO excuse, CORNER NOW

Miss i'm late because i was busy helping my mom.

That's what your dad is for. NO excuses. Detention~

Miss I was late because I became Santa Claus.