Miss, I'm Late Because...

uh were in grade 5 miss, u cant drive,
and ur parents cant drive, theyre asian
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


Miss im late cuz i couldnt find my hair straightener

your hair is already straight!

miss i was late to class because there was traffic

u couldve walked lololololllol

miss i was late bacause my plane wasnt running

TELL CHARIZARD TO FLY YOU! SUSPENSION!

Miss, I'm late because I was sick after seeing your face. -pukes-

u can see this *punches*

miss im late because im just cool like that

LMFAO @ MIKE & JOANN
that was a good one

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cool like what?
sorry, i`m some lame old lady that doesn`t understand young people language.
DETENTION.

miss i`m late because i broke my legs .

go get a wheelchair

miss im late because i had a bad hair day

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Miss i was late cause i was too busy training nibs.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T KARL, THE CORRECT GRAMMAR IS "PLAYERS WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES." DETENTION.

Miss, I'm late because I ATE MY BUTTER.

wtf?

Miss i was late because i was getting owned in resistance 2 T_T

no playing games in class.

MISS, IM LATE BECAUSE I WAS STARING INTO YOUR EYES :D

aww ur making me blush! since u like my eyes so much u can stay after to look at them longer ;D

miss im late because lana was singing all night so i couldnt get ne sleep

Well you should sing louder than her.

Miss I'm late because you're a man.

EXCUSE ME, I DO NOT HAVE A *BLEEP*

Miss, I'm late because you were late.

i was not late because you were late because i was here on time and you were not there when i was there, therefore i was not the one late while you were .
DETENTION .


miss i was late because i got raped by barney .

Epic lies. Barney would've crushed you the moment he laid onto you, you look perfectly the same to me.
DETENTION.



Miss I'm late because a Unicorn took me to see the real world. As it were driving, I ran into some Monkey Ninjas that throw shoes. A shoe hit me and I fell down to Russia. It was cold, so I had to get a jacket, since I'm not fluent in Russian I accidentally asked for a maggot. So, I feed the maggot a dozen of speed growth and had to ride it to school.
Oh, and I was working on my homework.

Stop making up stories, now explain this to ur parent wen i calll them in to discuss ur STORY making..

Miss im late because idk, i just wanted to be! SO WHAT HA!

Oh, trying to be cool now, eh? 1-week detention.

Miss I'm late because I was giving directions to an alien.

ALIEN'S SOOOOO DO NOT EXIST, Troll's do.

Miss I'm late because you're a lesbian.

No I'm not, my husband is just a transvestite. Detention please. :]

Miss I'm late because my car got rammed by an ox that fell from a plane.

what car? ur not old enuf to drive, Detension plus washroom duty for lying

Miss i'm late because i had to get my plastic surgery done.

You look the same to me. Besides, you were here the day before. You couldn't have healed so quick! Detention. D:<

Miss I'm late because my bicycle wheel exploded when I ran over a rock...

[I'm running out of stuff to say. :P]

Lame excuse , detention o_o!
Miss i'm late because i had a sex change as you can see.

nope, i dont see it, u still look the same way as before, just admit, detetion

miss im late because i had to help an elderly across the street